Category archives for: Humor

Those Awkward Moments …

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Christine Cheng, SacMidtown.com How many times have you been in a situation where you thought, “Wow, this is a little awkward”? It’s probably safe to say we’ve all been there – you know, those weird and uncomfortable moments with a perfect stranger where you don’t know what to say or how to act. Awkward silences are [...]

Top 10 (Or So) Reasons You Know You’re a Nerd

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By Cory Hunt, SacMidtown.com It’s ok to have nerdy interests, but some people take it too far. For example, I have a friend who, as I write this, is at the new Harry Potter movie on its opening day.  She is a 30-year-old lawyer, dressed as Harry down to the scarf and glasses, and actually [...]

Intervention: The Trix Rabbit

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By Cory Hunt, SacMidtown.com Dear Trix Rabbit, We don’t talk about it very much, but you’re like my younger sibling. There’s no way that I can repay you for teaching me to dressup like Girl Rabbit to best Elmer.  Your disguise expertise saved me from getting shot more times than I can count.  I’ve always [...]

The Birthday Girl

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By Cory Hunt, SacMidtown.com Oh my God, you guys!  I cannot believe that my birthday is coming up! Like, it’s almost already here! I know it’s a couple of weeks away, but we should totally get the girls together and you can all buy me dinner to celebrate.  It will be so fun!  LOL! I [...]

Time for Kindergarten!

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By Cory Hunt, SacMidtown.com Hello Junior, your parents have asked me to help prepare me for your transition into kindergarten, so that’s exactly what I’m here to do. First thing, you currently live in a fantasy world. Your parents tell you that you’re special, but you are not. For example, your mom tells me that [...]

Confessions of a Reality TV Junkie

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By Melissa Villarin, SacMidtown.com I’ll admit it, I love reality TV. All reality TV. From MTV to TLC, Bravo to E!, reality shows are my weakness. Just the other night I watched “Sarah Palin’s Alaska,” and I didn’t hate it. I’m not really sure when this happened, but I’m going to blame MTV. “The Real [...]

Dogs for Vick

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By Cory Hunt, SacMidtown.com There’s been a lot of talk lately about how Mike Vick is rehabilitated and is some sort of animal rights champion. He even wants a dog … as a pet, not to kill or fight anything like that.  In all honesty, I’ve become somewhat of a Vick fan, even after his [...]

Mario’s New Year’s Resolutions

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By Cory Hunt, SacMidtown.com 1)   Stop hanging out with girls who are constantly “getting kidnapped” for attention. 2)   Donkey Kong has caused far more damage behind the wheel than his cousin ever did climbing buildings and knocking down planes.  Never let DK drive on Rainbow Road again. 3)   I never thought there was a worse [...]

10 Things You Didn’t Know About Santa’s Workshop

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By Cory Hunt, SacMidtown.com 1)   Santa hates anything resembling a union, so elves aren’t allowed to join the Lollipop Guild. 2)   The elves eat almost exclusively reindeer meat.  Supposedly, Blitzen tasted the best. 3)   The elves aren’t actually dwarves; they have that Gary Coleman thing where they’re short because they’re malnourished.  Interestingly enough, they still [...]

Evolution of the High School Reunion

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By Becky Larson, SacMidtown.com It all started in late September when I received a Save-the-Date for my 10-year high school reunion in the mail. Actually, let me start over.  It all started back in July when I received a message via the Facebook page created specifically for my high school reunion letting me know to [...]

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