Category archives for: Humor

Of Course I’m not Picking up Dog Poop

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By Cory Hunt, SacMidtown.com Sparky, time for a walk! I can see you’ve really got to take a dump, but I want to make sure you don’t crap anywhere near my house, so I’m just going to drag you along while you’re trying to squat.  It’s really a win-win, because all this dragging eliminates the [...]

Bravo (in) Sacramento

housewives

By Lindsey Arasmith, SacMidtown.com I don’t discriminate against TV. I try to watch any show at least twice before I pass judgment. That said, please try to postpone your judgment of my terrible programming choices.  (See? I know I am watching trash. That has to make it a little more acceptable… right?) My latest guilty [...]

My 5 Favorite NES Games

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By Cory Hunt, SacMidtown.com These games had an effect on my life that cannot be underestimated.  Once you read my review of each, I’m confident that you will agree, even on #2. 1) Baseball Stars Pros: I’ve never felt like more of a Patriot than when I played as The American Dreams and dominated lesser [...]

Midtown Musings: Running Ballot Diary

Jerry Brown

Midtown Musings, SacMidtown.com Running diary on me filling out my Official Vote-by-Mail Ballot/Balota Oficial Governor Wow, six candidates for governor? I must have missed a few ads. … Who votes against the Peace and Freedom Party? It reminds me of Johnny Saudelstein, who won the 1989 student body president election as a member of the [...]

The Boy Wonder Gets Fired

batmanandrobin

By Cory Hunt, SacMidTown.com Dear Robin, The time has come to end our professional relationship. In large part, I blame myself for this.  I have no idea what I was thinking when I chose a 10-year-old orphan with no superpowers as my sidekick.  It was, quite possibly, the biggest mistake of my crime fighting career.  [...]

The Gym Is My Life … Once Per Month

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By Jimmy Spencer, SacMidtown.com Editor Hi, my name is Jimmy. I’d like to move fast without going anywhere and pick up, then put down, all of your stuff, please. I’ll give you $30-$40 per month, whatever you think is fair at this time. And I know, “Gym” (can I call you that?), I’ve been nothing [...]

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